Hollywoods Hottest Couple. Did you really think he'd pick you over Miley?

Well I felt the need to post a Bieber entry since it seems like everyone else is doing it, and when I stumbled across this picture it just seemed natural.
I know that most of the female population under the age of 18 is saving them selves for Justin Bieber, 16, but if we had to see him hook up with anyone wouldn't it be his female counter part 17 year-old Miley Cyrus? Well back in February Justin Bieber told Z100 that Miley Cyrus just wasn't his type, but I'm pretty sure this picture says otherwise.

I'm Busy.


Well I haven't posted for awhile so I decided it'd be pertinent to hit you up with some flavor (some hot flavor at that). Not really just saying my charger broke on my shitty laptop and I haven't gotten around to procuring another one. Plus I'm moving out and you know blah blah blah.

P.S. Justin Bieber smoked pot at my house, true story.

Vandalism at its best

I am not one to enjoy the destruction of property unless it is Wal-Mart's. I kid, I kid because it is never ok. But that does not mean it isn't funny at times. Check these pictures out. You will probably laugh at me more than the photos but I could not help myself when I saw these pictures. I have always liked creative mustache and pimple drawing, this takes that in a different direction.



Why are these funny to me? Picture how the deed was done, doing so often leads me to laugh much more than the end result actually does. Look down the lipstick aisle and see a mom checking out sick lipstick shades and her son getting really bored. He then proceeds to look at the models in the ads and think that they would look more like normal people if they had mustaches. He pulls out lipstick, like he has done on many occasions prior, and uses these hyper-made models to create pieces of humor. These entertain him as his mother endlessly cannot decide what make up to purchase and why her skin looks bad with purple or why she is afraid to wear cliche red lipstick. She also became confused at the claims of non-smear and color lock technology like I do when I approach the slurpee machine and am caught off guard by the new flavors. This battle with boredom lead the young boy to entertain himself out of necessity. He realizes that make-up is really for clowns and shouldn't be worn by anyone else. I guess that is why these worldly women now look like circus-men who were decorated by finger-painting kindergartners.

My Touch 3g Update

I have had the My touch 3g for a few weeks now and seeing as the phone has finally made its national debut, I thought I would write a more in depth review. Let me list some things that I really like and some other things that I do not.
LIKES:
Check this out, the phone is pretty fast and has yet to crash on me. I use it to text, check facebook, stream my twitter account, surf the web and geocache. I also have replaced my Ipod with it. I will say this, I do not enjoy the music interface as much as Ipods but I have also not installed any music management system. Geocaching is great since I can check the website and read hints and logs. Facebook is pretty good and I am still working out some kinks such as the notification settings. Twitter is great, streams tweets and is very easy to update stuff. Web surfing is very nice and when the 3g makes surfing very fast and easy.

The camera is also good. It is not a full replacement for my digital camera but works when I am on the go. Overall I really like the phone and like I mentioned in an earlier post, I like this phone more than my iphone. It is not perfect and let me tell you what it does not do perfectly.


DO NOT LIKES:
The phone needs to be charged every night.
It does not heat up pizza rolls.
Many of the exact same apps that the apple store offers are free, wait that is a good thing.
The slide keyboard collects lint sometimes
The third party accessories are lacking. I do not like the cases they currently offer.

So that is a quick overview of the My Touch slide 3g
I forgot to mention the sd card slot. For 30 bucks you can buy a 16gb micro sd card online. The Headphones are also some of the better headphones I have owned. I have Skullcandy Full Metal Jackets and the stock My Touch headphones are better.
Yay for Tmobile and HTC

Incase you don't have cable...

Sick of your prime time sitcoms, game shows and melodramas?

So I have this feeling that anyone that doesn't watched anime thinks that it's really weird. I'm guessing that it's because they're using an anime like these two as their frame of reference.

Let me be the first to tell you that only a small portion of anime is like that. It's not just what is animated, but the animation itself that some people find strange. I personally think Dreamworks and Sid the Science Kid look weird, but people eat that stuff up.
Another reason people think anime is weird is because it's from Japan. Why is that a valid reason to stigmatize anime? It's not, so stop using it every one!
Another big reason people find anime to be odd is by looking at the people that watch it. Sure a lot of the anime audience could be classified as "nerds", "geeks", etc. but by calling them that aren't you also saying they are more intelligent than most of the population and could that mean that they are actually on to something in the choice of media? It's a possibility. Plus there are a lot of people out there that do watch anime and you would never know until they brought it up.
And the last reason people may not give anime a chance is... ummm, have you ever heard someone try to explain the plot of an anime? Well it's really hard to do and not sound like the biggest fantasy junky high on who knows what in some alternate reality. I guess by telling you this I'm admitting it is a bit strange, however if you're willing to look past these minor details you could soon find yourself a new favorite TV(anime) series.
Things Anime has that most American shows don't:
Plot. Aside from the Hallmark mini-series and the occasional summer program not many shows require you to follow the story line. This can be nice, makes it easy to come and go from a series with out missing much, if anything. But when you don't have a strong plot that requires viewers to keep up with every episode character development suffers.
Realism, and not in the same sense as reality shows. The Japanese know how to keep things realistic even though most anime is set in alternate realities. The good guys don't always win, a lot of that sexual tension never gets relieved, and it probably won't end how you expected/wanted it to.
Characters. First off, there'll usually be quite a few interesting main characters. There is also a good chance you'll end up really liking the bad guy. Why? He's super fascinating, not entirely bad, and probably the biggest bad ass you've ever heard of.
Lastly, Theme. American shows are made to entertain and that's about it. An anime will have at least one underlying theme that is present though out the series; they have a moral and meaning.
This isn't an attempt to convince you to give up your American Idol, Two and a Half Men or CSI, just a suggestion to give it a try.

Bright colors and Ugg boots don't make those sweat pants any cuter

I'm sure you've noticed that recently it's become more and more acceptable to wear sweatpants or pajamas out in public. I'm finding there is some confusion among the public as the whether or not this is acceptable so I'm going to clear this issue up for anyone that is still unsure. So when is it okay to wear sweatpants in public? While on your way to/from the gym OR while running/jogging/doing other physical activities (not including shopping, walking to class, or going out to eat). These rules apply to all types or lounge/sports wear.
Times that are commonly mistaken as acceptable sweatpants occasions:
When traveling people want to be comfortable, I understand that. However you can be comfortable in your non-pajamas. You come into contact with a lot of people while traveling and do you really want to be yelling "I'm lazy and don't care what you think about
me" with your choice of pants? Just pretend that isn't Vanessa Hudgen on the left or
Rihanna on the right and ask yourself which one you would rather sit next to on a plane.
Finals week on college campuses is another time you'll find an abundance of ill fitting fleece, terry cloth and velour.
I understand you've been studying for this test/writing a paper non-stop for the like 72 hours, all the more reason to take a 60 second break to locate some jeans and put them on. No one wants to sit next to you for the next 2 hours knowing that you've ate, studied, and slept in those clothes
for the last week.

Even if you haven't, that's what is going through your neighbors mind, either that or you've got the swine and the only reason you're here is to try and salvaged what you've missed the last 2 weeks.
Cute colors and pricey boots do not equal fashionable. One thing I must comment these girls on is their consistency, at least they look sloppy from head to toe. I kick myself for not taking a picture of the women I saw while out for breakfast a few weekends ago. I wish I could find a similar picture but I'm having pretty bad luck so you'll just have to draw a mental image yourself. This women looked fine from the neck up, she was probably trying a little too hard but she could have looked worse. She had her hair teased, eye make up, lipstick, and foundation all done along with her gold hoop earrings and gold necklace. I'd say she put in at the very least 30 minutes into getting ready from the neck up. Then as the eyes start to travel south you'll notice she has on a navy Addidas track suit, probably the same one she cleans house in. Gross, it was a nice restaurant on a holiday weekend, where's the effort?
The last place I'll touch on where people feel comfortable looking dumpy (when they shouldn't) is while out and about running their daily errands. I don't care if it was laundry day, this girl had to have had something that looked better than this outfit. Just because
we frequent these stores that does not mean you should treat them as an extensions of your home.
Of course this list is not complete, just examples to raise awareness and get you thinking. And if you ever feel like you just don't fit in because you choose not to go along with this fad feel free to reference this or either of these two blogs, Uggs and Sweatpants or Scrubby Outfits, for reassurance that you're doing to right thing by getting dressed in the morning.

TMZ wishes they had this story

I am breaking some heavy duty gossip news on the site today, Justin Bieber smokes weed. How do I know this? Easy. Lets check the facts.
Look at this picture.

The way his eyes blankly stare at the camera and that backside peace sign are reserved for those who ride the "Mercy Train."

Check out this disturbing image


He has long hair to trap the Skunk smell.

And Finally, the most incriminating piece of evidence. A picture of the Bieb and Weed. I think this is from a High Times cover shoot.



Just wait, this will be all over the news soon. I can see the Headlines now,
"Justin Bieber tries the Bubblegoose Rompy Stomp"
Nothing gold can stay Ponyboy

Diamond_Tough presents: Artist Profile #1 Raheem the Dream

Now now, I know I haven't posted and it's a down right shame, but here is a post that will get your facilities bumpin'.

Now you may ask, who is Raheem the Dream? Well let me enlighten you... From what I can tell he was popular in ATL (what is ATL you ask, it's just home of the greatest artists of all time sir, luminaries such as Usher call the "A" their home and you should too) back in the day. I dunno, I guess I'm bad with google but! There is only one reason why I wanted to do this stupid missive anyways, to show to all you the greatest song ever recorded, which so happens to be by the uh artist being profiled. This is probably the only song ever written or recorded that I can relate to 100%. But I must advise you (only good writers can start a sentence with "but" so don't take me for some illiterate new jack) due to the uh salacious nature of the song reader discretion is advised, if you are afraid or possibly offended by tales of pimpdom and being rad then go elsewhere for your timid ass won't know what to do when you hear the majesty of this jam. Warning also to all, this will make even the smallest libido rage up into an uncontrollable flame of wanton lust so if you are in public I'd suggest you don't press play on this splendid link I got from youtube, call up your showtay crack a forty and THEN blast this shit:


Blown away aren't you? You unprepared and unlistening masses are probably cursing your rotten luck for not listening to me. You just told the entire public library that you "I wanna fuck you" and you can't own up to such a claim (your weak libido limiting you and all that). Now me, shit man I have this on lock I walk down the mean streets of Carmel and when I see a fareek I press play on my boomboxxx and commence with the most highly suggestive dance moves, that's how I get it like everyday holmes. So this post wasn't THAT informative due to Raheem not having a wikipedia page, but, it's really the jam and that's all that matters now. Isn't it?

Peace out homies,
Diamond_Tough aka Master of da fareekz

Ex-Bros

I feel like many guys out there may be getting abused by their bros. Why do they let it happen? They are not sure when it is okay to say, "Enough Bro, I have had enough." I thought I would list out situations when you can tell your bro you wanna be ex-bros:
If your bro steals your girl, unless his name is Pierce Brosnon
If your bro steals your x-box, unless you play Fur Fighters on it
If your bro hits a member of your family in the throat, unless it is a step sibling
If your bro is named Jaxson, unless it is spelled Jackson
If your bro wears Lee Pipes, JNCO's are okay
If your bro is constanly texting and on his phone, unless he is reading you wikipedia pages to make you smarter
If your bro cannot make up 4 sick beats in 30 seconds, unless he has throat cancer
If your bro does not like the movie Top Gun, that probably means he likes I Hate Valentine's Day

This list is not comprehensive. It is simply designed to help you think about if your current bro should become your next Ex-bro. Because we all know jazz too much if you ain't got a few ex-bros and I could steal your wallet.

New Black Keys Album: Brothers

I recently obtained the new album by Akron artists, The Black Keys. This album soulfully wowed me as I was expecting something more rock and roll. Do not get me wrong, there are still sick riffs and plenty of gain and overdrive on the guitar but there is almost a gospel quality to the music. This album is impressing me and, like their previous albums, one that I cannot stop listening to.
Click here to listen to Everlasting Light, the first song, and probably my favorite, off the Black Keys new album, Brothers.

Aziz Ansari is funny

I just needed to let everyone check out a silly vid I watched last night. Asiz Ansari makes me laugh sometimes.
Watch this.

Did you like that? Then maybe you should check this out.

"I just wanna get the Blades goin'" Wise words we should all live by.

If you like his stuff then check him out on FunnyorDie or his blog.

Don't Like This Blog???

If you find this blog tasteless and no good then have I found a solution for you. Check out this girl's blog. I would almost feel bad for her if she didnt complain about boys, wanting money, spelling awesome Awesum! and a bunch of other things. She does have many more followers than I do but who cares. I am not going to sell out for popularity.
So check out her blog and then post your favorite post by her in the comments. Mine is the one where she talks about liking therapy because she enjoys paying people to listen to her rant about herself for an hour. Sheesh, no wonder she has bad luck with men because unless he is deaf, she cannot afford to pay him to listen to her all day. If you are a guy read this blog and learn what to watch out for, if you are a girl read this blog and learn what not to be.

DIY Toys?

So check thiiiiiiis,
This month is Munny Munth. What does that mean? Buy one Munny get one free. Don't know what that is? Let me explain, they are designer toys, blank canvases for artists to create works of art on vinyl. You can do whatever you want with them. The box even suggests painting with Ketchup and while I do not suggest doing that I would love to show you a few pictures of what I am talking about.



This is a Blank Munny, what usually comes in the box unless you buy a Dunny.

These are examples of really neat Munnys that some people have done. Some are carefully painted straight on the surface, others have been modified with sculpy clay to give them more texture. Let me know what you think in the comments and I will be posting my work in progress soon. So far it is in Primer stage.






Check out Kidrobot the company that makes the Munny incase you would like to purchase one and get another one free.

Quicknessish

Hey I got work in ten minutes but! I decided to break you all off with some of my favorite music videos, cause I enjoyed music videos (circa 1981 - 1999) and you should enjoy them too. I will be sharing these lovely things with you loyal reader, though the mighty 90's might be over thanx to youtube we don't have to stay up all night and wait for some choice vids like we used to so... I guess take the good with the bad:

1) Velocity Girl - Crazy Town

Though I hadn't seen this since recently it has the sorta charm that all early 90's alternative videos had, random shots of the band doing shit, kinda bored looked band members etc. Simple vid, the song is awesome and highly enjoyable.

2) Next - Too Close

Now now, you didn't think I'd just break you off with alternative videos (well one, but I'm strapped for time). The quintessential slow dance song of back in the day, I didn't really listen to/understand the lyrical er content back then but I guess it's about fighting off... wood.

Gotta go.

Finally, Equality in Sports

People have been trying to bridge the gender gap in sports for decades. I remember in high school how we had a girl on the football team and she was good but not good enough to go on to college. I think that had to do with skill not gender discrimination. The track star that does not fit the gender norm for female and won some medal would probably argue that have only guy and girl sports discriminates against her(?).

So in the days of the NBA pulling in billions of dollars and the WNBA pulling in a couple dollars I sit back and wonder, how can this problem be solved? Someone beat me to it. Do not discriminate based on gender, discriminate based on ability only. This weekend, Bend Oregon is hosting the Mustache and Beard championships for the US National team. I will venture to guess that mostly males will be competing in that. No one is going to complain because although some women could compete in that competition, I do not think they would choose to do so. Other sports need to start doing this. I propose a basketball league that allows people to compete only if they short hair. This measure would mainly keep the basketball players with long sweaty hair from playing and splashing floor seats with sweat. And we know this would help eliminate lay-up break-aways often seen in the WNBA because I think it is their hair that keeps them from jumping high enough to dunk.



This is some art at local coffee shop Thump! celebrating testosterone-induced masculine ability

I also propose offering competitive cooking rules being amended to exclude anyone without breasts. This way only women and people who REALLY like food can compete. This seems common sense to me and the benefits could be fantastic. This could help promote gender stereotypes and save the economy. How? Think about this, in the good olde fifties, there were not very women working in the workforce, they were staying at home which left more jobs for men. If that happens again then the jobless rate will fall instantly. If the unemployed women stop looking for jobs, BANG! Jobless rates fall and pay increases. Obama should start paying me for solving national issues quickly and efficiently. America saved.


This is a wonderful Veggie Dumpling soup made by a special lady

My First Post (Last Fm is cool)

I really like this, I am very late on the bandwagon... I can't get my ipod to scrobble on it tho, it's more a cry for help than anything... But then again last time Nate and I did something with my ipod I had to clear it's memory, nevermind. But I digress... Last_fm = win.

http://www.last.fm/user/diamond_tough

(and no I don't have terrible taste in music... it's just that whenever I'd listen to music on my laptop it'd be something I was either not into enough to put onto my filled up 80gb classic ipod, or it was a "guilty pleasure"... Paris Hilton, fine, whatever.)

(I am currently trying to make it cr00sh tho, I listen to music on my laptop moar now)

Yeah, yeah, great post I can't think of shit to write, sorry... Heres a funny picture involving an Archie comic:

I myself have never actually read an Archie comic, but apparently he is a homosexual or I guess a bisexual depending on how you take the picture... An aggressive one at that, I mean he was probably like "you bitch!" or whatever flimsy limp wrist overwrought gay stereotype you can think of (go rent a "comedy" or get a job if you don't know any, gay jokes ist krieg!). Anyways, Archie was probably a corny lame comic, I always wanted to get one when I was a kid and going to the grocery store but "coaxing" (begging for shit when you're going to the grocery store with your grandmother basically) was discouraged so I'd just look longingly at an Archie Digest wondering what exploits Betty, Veronica and Jughead were getting into. I image they did stuff like went to drive-ins or drank bi-carbonates and like called people Soda Jerks and wore varsity jackets (but in a lame jock way not in an awesome youth crew way).

That's about it, I actually bought an Archie themed Mad Libs book, but seeing how I never have friends or am hardly ever drunk I haven't even taken the shrink wrap off it (it was 30% off tho).
xSTAY TRUx
Diamon_Tough

Is there such thing as Too Hip?

Hipsters, the anti-cool, do not think Federal funding is good for them. Look, a news story about it is here. The article is all about cool kids not wanting filling out forms for government funding. O, I guess I am not cool enough to not want my city represented or to get bothered by convicted felons a.k.a. census takers. So what reason do these kids give for not filling the census out? No one cares about us anyway. Emo is Back and I have already begun slitting my writes and wearing eyeliner while listing to Lifetime. Don't know who Lifetime is? Wow, you obviously have a better life than I do. You were probably playing 7 minutes in heaven while I was wallowing Somewhere in the Swamps of Jersey and nursing my wounds so graciously gifted to me by my favorite bullies. You were probably wiping lipstick off your face while I was wiping toilet water out of my eyes. No one cares about ME! That is why I fill out the Census and why I am going to help the public understand what goes through these Hipster minds. I want to help by profiling certain hipsters and showing you what they look like starting with the Bikester.

Bikester

Profile:
These kids love bikes more than human beings. The best feeling to them is that penetration their leather saddles induces between their bony cheeks. Many choose to "connect" to the road through the use of fixed gears. Essentially, fixed gears allow for non-stop pedaling because if the rider choses to stop, the pedals turn into shin grinders and leave hipster filet all over the streets.


Habitat:
Bikersters tend to be found in Urban areas. Cities with high density bikester populations are Portland OR, Austin TX, Brooklyn NY, They travel in packs and can become very territorial sometimes forming gangs and administering U-Lock justice.

Mating Habits:
They are often brightly colored to attract mates and have strange mating dances. They often involve forward pelvic trusts and a flinging upward motion with the arms. This "King of the World" pose shows the skill and daring of a Bikester as he forces the back tire to skid and releases the handlebars.


How can you figure out if you are actually seeing a Bikester? Ask him why fixed gears are better than technology and he will begin talking about bike riding in a spiritual manner and during what seems to be a sermon with fewer facts than a Glenn Beck newscast. Ba-da-bing!

Get Ready for Some Flavor (of hot lava)


Yo, it's Mic. I'll be contributing some trill azz posts here so you better get ready for... not now I'm going to sleep. (meanwhile my dudes are chillin' at the club, I'll be joining them soon)
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Stay on the goddamn west coast!

I love working in the hospitality industry. I think it's the closest thing to being a counselor/psychologist one can achieve with out a college degree. You listen to peoples problems, work towards fixing them(minus the constructive criticism), and help people get to where they're trying to go(in life). Alright so that might be a bit of a stretch but spending 8 hours behind the front desk at a hotel does make for great people watching. In a regular day you see the high maintenance, the passive, the cheap, the drunks, the indifferent, the easy to please,the pretentious,the people that won't let you know that something is wrong with their room until after they check out even though you asked them at least once how they stay was going, and the people that are all around unfathomable. Even though I only have about 9 months in the industry, I figured I had dealt with most of the problems one could encounter working at a hotel: dealing with pissy guests, high school sports teams and their drunk parents, asian tour busses, people who insist they didn't smoke in their room, parties, drugs, prostitutes
and transvestites(but that's a story for another entry). And then June 1st rolled around and I dealt with a guest that doesn't really fit into any of the categories mentioned above.
For the purposes of this blog I'll just refer to him as Rick, but to give you a mental image this is a picture I snapped of him while pretending to send a text.
Upon checking in Rick seemed like a pretty nice guy, so when his credit card didn't authorize I did what I could to help him out. That was the first mistake I made that night. We tried a couple of different cards as he told me that one was a line of credit that his annuity went into and earned him $90,00 dollars a year while he took out the receipts that showed the balance of his accounts. I'm definitely not an econ major so I just tuned out his money talk and didn't bother to look at the receipts, mistake number two. After a number of minutes of listening to him talk about people tampering with his finances (I assumed he was talking about the bank, but it later became apparent that was not who he was talking about) I was able to get one of the cards to go through and get him out of my face. He later apologized to me for the trouble and getting upset. I accepted and figured that was the last I would see of him. Nope.
He spent a good majority of the night out in the parking lot chain smoking and yelling to himself. The topics ranged from how he wasn't afraid of people from Idaho and their goddamn concealed weapons and he's actually well know and feared in Idaho to how people shouldn't bring their fucking dogs to hotels and back to how he earns $90,000 a year from stocks, trust funds, and annuity. (Those were originally more lengthy and are all his words, not mine) He took a break every 20 minutes or so to come refill his coffee cup. I had three separate parties come warn me about the "crazy guy" yelling at himself in the lot. No one was terribly bothered by it so I let him be, mistake number three. Once the sun was almost down he went back to his room. Shortly after I received a call from him asking me to block all incoming calls from his family or people that 'claimed' to be his family. Apparently he has a judicial order barring them from contacting him in anyway. Again, his words not mine.
At this point I was positive he had schizotypal personality disorder (simply put, mild schizophrenia) or schizophrenia. But that was no reason to treat him differently or to not rent to him especially since he wasn't bothering anyone and really kept to himself (he wouldn't say a word to anyone but me). Well I guess I should say he didn't bother anyone until 10:30 that night. A lady called me saying that there was a man who sounded very angry and agitated yelling profane things outside her door off and on all night. Her room was 30 feet from my desk so I knew this man wasn't outside her door, in fact he was below and over one room. She could hear him loud and clear and knew that he had some kind of mental illness and had most likely gone off his medication. Both of us could tell that his mood had worsened and his agitation was escalating. Her profession was family therapy and advised me to call the non-emergency police. I figured it was only a matter of time before he left his room and then who knows what would have happened. The dispatcher listened to the story, took my name, his name and info and let me know that the police were pretty familiar with this guy and sent someone out to help.
My shift was over but I stuck around mainly to see if anything was going to happen, and partly incase the police needed to talk to me. But about three minutes before the police showed up Mr Rick walks out and completely ignores mine and my co-workers hellos. He did stop right before the front door and told someone to stay on the goddamn west coast, just stay on the fucking west coast! Supposedly it's much safer here.
As I walked to my car I saw that the five police cars were not attending to Rick but a red neck couple in a dispute because apparently the girl threatened the guy by saying she was going to take him home and shoot him. I'm sure that would have help society a little bit I guess the police couldn't let it slide. As I drove away I saw Rick walk out of the bar next door, notice the police, and turn and walk the other way. When the cops got around to talking to him they pretty much just gave him a warning when we wanted them to get him out of there. Thanks Bend PD.
The next morning he came down to the desk to bitch about how all the people at Chevron wouldn't stop bothering him last night and demanded we give him a upstairs room because he did not like all the people that were peaking thru his window the previous night. He also said the only reason he smoked in the room was because he couldn't get out of his room because of all the people roaming the halls. We informed him his cards would not authorize so we could not rent him a room. We suggested he try the Super 8 which triggered a 10 minutes rant about how every one at the Super 8 is a fucking asshole, and they broke all his things and tampered with his credit card last time he stayed there. He let us know he paid good money to stay in our hotel and thought he deserved a roof over his head. My boss then informed him we would call the police again if he did not leave. He did leave but it's probably only a matter of time before he comes back.
We then called Super 8 to give them a heads up, they responded with "yeah he spent 2 days harassing our staff last week." Thanks for the warning Super 8, maybe you guys are assholes.


New Phone, New Post


Yoski, check this out. I was out and abouting this morning when a new phone fell into my pocket. It is called the My Touch Slide 3G. It is black, has a touch screen, does everything and even takes pictures. I used to have an iPhone and decided that it was cool but not for me. This is the new smart phone that is draining most of my time and I will be frank, I do not mind it.
I would love to take a picture of it but the phone does not work like that and the flash is way to bright for mirrors because it is made of an LED light. LED stands for Latent Energy Discharge and if you do not know what that is....fool.
A couple other things that my phone does for me are not limited to the following:
Hottie Radar
Poopless pet
Uses electricity
Busts boredom
built in anti-theft (Sprays molten metal)
Anti-vibrate touch feature
Lets me view and hide documents
Icebreaker

Now the phone is not yet perfect. It could do the following to make me like it more:
Make me juice
play DDR
Plug into my brain

Bottom Line, My Touch Slide=Fantastic. It has Swype, a touch keypad and button keyboard, 5 megapixel Camera, cool black color, Battery lasts all day, runs new Android software, defeats enemies and is overall better, in my opinion, than the iPhone. There I said it. And so does the name. iPhone is too selfish always looking out for itself and Steve Jobs pocketbook while MyTouch helps sooth wounded hearts.