New TRON soundtrack leaked!

Ohhhhhhhhhh! If you are like me and have been waiting to see the remade TRON this is great news. If you are even more like me and have been waiting for the Daft Punk soundtrack to come out, you are in luck. As far as I can tell some of the songs have been leaked. Now you are wondering, "Are they good?, When can I hear them?" Have some patience. I will post a link at the bottom of the page.
Daft Punk have been turning people on to Dance music for years but they have failed to release a new album for quite some time. The TRON soundtrack will be the first batch of new songs in a long time and I am excited for them. Just check out the Trailer and listen to the link I post below. I forgot to mention that this is leaked so you will look cooler to all your friends and that is one more way I am trying to help you out.

(Thanks for TILT mag for letting me know about this leak and the link!)

Leaked Daft Punk Song ReMixed

The Art of the MixTape

Have you ever heard of a Producer? They are great guys who make mixtapes for a living. I do not mean to brag but my tapes are mostly ill and have a dripolicious flow. I can put together so many genres on a single CD and make them evolve over an hour that Creationists begin to believe that Genesis is about Darwin himself. 

I exaggerate.

But really the point is, instead of listening to a crappy playlist on shuffle that you made for working out, why not think about it. Arrange the songs in such a way that you will not skip over all of them just to realize you listened to none and end up wishing you had more music. Better yet try making a romance playlist. One that begins light and encourages close conversation, shifts to appropriate hand holding music then ends in a crescendo worthy of magnificent kisses. 

What I really want to address here is, it is not the music you are listening to, it is the order in which you listen. That is meant to be a metaphor for life. Think about it. Cam'ron did and this is what his life is all about. If only I could be as cool as he is, and drive a stretch Lamborghini Countach.

Evils of Evesdropping

Check it out. We all do it. We are often annoyed by those who do it to us but there is a magnetic fascination to simply toss our ears into a conversation in hopes that it is more interesting than the one we may be directly involved in. I often do it in hopes of being entertained, learning juicy gossip or maybe some insider trading tip which helps me earn massive amounts of cash. The real result ends up being somewhat shameful. Today I listened in on a lady who was addressing a daughter's crisis over the phone. The mother was telling her daughter to keep pushing forward and that she should indeed speak with her father because he was the most trustworthy man on earth. As this conversation was coming to a close a thought crossed my mind. I said to myself,

"I hope this lady is not just pretending. I hope she stays serious after she hangs up the phone."
I do not know why I cared. I was not involved in the conversation and had no idea the context in which the phrases were said but I was going to lose faith in motherhood if she laughed or went back to normal after the phone call was finished.

She hung up and lifted her food to her mouth and smiled. Did not bite the food but instead laughed! Oh what pain entered my heart. What a sigh of disappointment escaped my lips. Passive voice was used. I know it is completely unfounded to feel this way about mothers in general from a single overheard conversation and that is exactly why I advise against eavesdropping. Not to protect others but yourself. You have fragile feelings and more importantly, great expectations in human beings. Listening to other people talk lets you be more critical of how sad your fellow folks can be. It then leads to the inevitable, realizing how imperfect you are.

Spooky Movie Reveiws. #1

It's October, and you know that means we have to watch a scary movie every night until halloween. We just have to, even if it's hard, even if it frikin hurts sometimes, its our job and its gotta get done. Some of the more interesting/good/terrible/nightmarish ones will get reviewed for the blog. Welcome to hell!

Audition

rating- *Cringe* WTF!

This movie will surprise you in more ways then one. You will be surprised by how patiently the directors let the action rise, then whiplash you into climax and disturbing gore. You will be surprised at how amazingly harsh this woman can be, and how misguided. You may be surprised at how much you like it. While not my favorite Korean psycho-thriller I've seen lately (I recommend "Mother", and "Thirst"), it is still very good and entertaining. Prepare to hide your face in your hands, not to block your eyes, but to cover the smile on your face.

Because you don't want your friends to catch you smiling at something this disgusting.

All Labrats go to Heaven.

Today I had an experience with animal liquidation. not normal.

I don't mean some animal store is having a close-out-everything-must-go mega sale, i mean more in the terms of animals being melted down to liquid and pumped into the sewers.

whoa, right?

I took a tour of the new U-STAR bio-research building that will be opening later this year, along with the governor and senators and dignitaries from across the state. Its a state of the art superfuture sci-fi clusterf**k of technology, wrapped in a cubist painting facade and the roaring sound of "100% air exchange, 100%, so you are safe" hepafilters and heat-retaining ventilation systems. Very, very expensive. I assure you.

They test diseases there. Not your common flu, or some other skinny-legged, pimple-faced, picked last for PhysEd basketball nerd-squirts of diseases. These are the real jocks, level-3 wrapped in muscle body builders of Disease High. Im talkin SARS, and Avian Bird Flu, the

heavy hitters.

And they test them on little mice and sheeps and goatsies. I'm really not sure if i mind that, if the end result is a human life saved, or hundreds of thousands, but we have to give some glory to the little guys. So I, on behalf of the Bedfellows and the human race, would like to give a big "Thanks dudes, we really owe you one." and hope there are a lot of delicious food pellets and soft sawdust beds in that great spinning exercise wheel in the sky.

Here is a cartoon I drew about it.----->

Facebook status jacking

The activity known as Facebook status jacking or FSJ is sweeping the nation. The need for attention has engrossed many depressed and misguided kids. It is an epidemic that I intend to raise awareness for. What better way than to hijack facebook statuses and make sure they talk about FSJ.
There are two ways FSJ can be accomplished. The first is easy and it is temporary. It is planting a status by getting on a friends account and writing stupid things in the What's on your mind box. This is easy to do but if the friend does not like the status the friend may erase it, change it, or tell all of his friends that his status was jacked. The much more effective way would be to let your friend conceive the idea in their minds and post it without knowing that you planted the idea. This is done by doing something wild, crazy, fun, nice or sexy and getting your friends to mention it on facebook. I personally will try to hijack 10 peoples statuses by next week. Now is this a lofty goal? Yes. But I have lofty intentions and hope to accomplish it. The conception or inception hijack is worth 10 points whereas the hacker way is only worth 2. So what I am saying is, I hope to win 100 points in seven days playing the FSJ game. Ever since I saw that movie Inception with Leonardo Dicaprio I have been really trying to help people conceive my ideas. I think this is a great form of power. And hopefully I too can one day make a living out of it. Mom said I could be anything when I grow up and that job seems pretty fun and easy.

Fire and Rain a.k.a. The sizzle

Events to not worry about these days would be fire alarms. As Aesop in his simple genius wrote, a boy who cries wolf wins no friends and is hungry in the winter. I think there is a parallel to the modern fire alarm. It simply annoys as it sounds when food burns in the microwave or when the oven smells weird. Then the building is emptied and people wait around. They talk about how annoyed they are and what they wish they could be doing. The situation becomes worse when rain drops laugh on the bystanders or urgency denies time to clothe properly. I mean if it is raining outside the "fire" would obviously be doused and being in a building that resembles a sauna is often a pleasure.

In an attempt to keep G.B. anonymous,
 I distorted his face.

Aesop had wise words about wolf criers and others of that profession. One of whom we will call G.B. I do not want to name anyone who I think violates philisophical principles most basically understood by children and forgotten by lazy adults. This one G.B. has been crying wolf with a twist. One that earns him money. He cries wolf about the economy and promotes moody gold stock. Or when he becomes a political fire alarm. A talking head that craps from his mouth about politicians and corruption while collecting money from poor old folks and simpletons that understand not what his main motives are. He is in it to win it and his book sales would suggest that is exactly what he is doing.
The upside is that people are recognizing the cries for what they are. His latest rally had under ten percent ticket sales and looked exactly like a half hearted attempt at promotion. His TV ratings are dropping and fewer companies want to pay for advertising space during his hour. The very free market that G.B. complains is too government regulated is forcing him off the air and cutting into his coffers.
I will be the first to call his reaction next. "Sour Grapes" Maybe instead of writing books our friend G.B. should start reading. Aesop's Fables would be a good starting point.




Listen to this song about wolves.

The Pack: Wolfpack Party