This drink is great. I believe this is a testament to the wizarding worlds existence
Why is this, Pepsi Max with a hint of lime: Cease Fire, magic? It actually works. It is made to "Cool the Burn" and it does. Have you ever made food and thought, "This is too hot!" This drink fixes that by cooling the tongue with secret ingredients only wizards understand. I tested this out with a new line of Dorito's called Dorito's BURN. I ate some chips and then drank the Pepsi and the Burn went away. I wanted to test it more so I covered a chip in Hot Sirachi sauce, that asian hot sauce with a rooster on the bottle, and rubbed it on my tongue. The burn began to develop into an unbearable fire waiting to create a blister on my tender mouth skin. As soon as I could bear it no more, I doused the flame with Pepsi Max and was saved.
Again, I have no idea how this works and if you do, please do not tell me. As far as I am concerned, this was developed at Hogwarts. Thank you Muggle-lovers for this wonderful soft drink.
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