I see many different diet ideas on TV and in bookstores but I think I can do better. I have sat down and thought of a few sure-fire diets that will burn calories and really get people movin'.
DDR diet: This is simple, play DDR for 3 consecutive hours a day. If you do not lose weight in a week let me know and I will pay for lypo-suction. That is because my diets are guaranteed to work.
Gluten-Free Diet: I tried this one not too long ago and it worked. I could not eat fast food anymore so I made my own food. I should also mention that I am lazy and ate once a day due to this. If it worked for me it will work for everyone.
Shop without shopping carts diet: Pretty self explanatory. Buy all of your groceries for a week without using a shopping cart or bags, only what you can carry. This encourages weight training and hand strength.
The NEW TV diet: To make this diet work you must be careful about what you watch while you eat. Watch a commercial real with commercials from the Animal Shelter, Christian African Help-Out Team, Political Ads and Ped-Egg ads. If those do not curb your appetite I suggest growing a soul.
Here is a list of reasons why people fail dieting.
Watching the biggest loser does not burn more calories than watching America's Funniest home Videos.
Thinking about exercise may make people tired but it does not do much to speed the metabolism.
Low Calorie food is not very addicting. I can't stop eating Pringles because I already popped but lettuce, a little easier to stop.
Handicap auto privileges and valued customer carts are only incentives for people to let go. Let's stop making it hard to diet by removing these tantalizing options. Help by clicking here.
If you like my ideas you should vote for me in the upcoming election. I will be running as a Write-In which means you may write my name in the ballot and I will personally represent you.
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