My boy Ash is still out catching monsters and putting the ones he likes in his pocket and the other ones in somebody's computer. But a recent surge in pokemon memes has made me laugh and at times, angered me. That places these incredible gems of imagination on the same level of Rick Rolled, Raptor Jesus and Keyboard Cat and they deserve to be held higher. For example, there is a new Pokemon card game out. I am waiting to meet someone to play it with so if you have a deck, I challenge you! So the new card game is cool, everyone is waiting for Black and White yet peeps are joking on my Prof. Good olde Oak has it hard enough looking after Ash and that red-headed grandson of his. But someone thought that and Oak advice meme would be funny and they were right. Check out the link here. If you do not get the references then you did not play the game.
An old youtube that deals with pokemon. I know and hurt with this man. Watch. And for all you team rocket fans, some good news. They may have the last laugh. A blog I looked at once had a story about Team rocket taking the ultimate revenge and playing dirty. The link for that story is here. Now you have it. Plenty of pokemon to choke on. I love these creatures and will continue trying to catch them all. The original ones that is. Finally, this is the person I pray to at night. I love this game and can get x7 chains often but this guy, this guys romps the puzzle league. Watch it and weep.
Hi readers, sorry it's been forever. It was a busy summer, plus I just hadn't found anything that I felt like wasting your guys time on until yesterday when I stumbled upon this video while fulfilling my Katy Perry craving. And now that I'm moved, settled into my new apartment, and Apple replaced my computer I should be able to post more.
I figure that everyone could use a little advice on saving money these days. A fair warning, these tips are not for everyone. Those with pride, self repspect and a strict observance of the law may not agree with some of my money saving tips. Suze Orman would never lead you down this seedy path, but to quote my man Aladdin, "Gotta steal to eat, Gotta eat to live. Tell you all about it when I got the Tiiiiiiiime!" So here we go, first tip/ trick that enables me to save a few dollars during college. This girl has nothing on me. She probably drives a car, big money waster. Plus her popped collars do not come cheap, trust me, I tried to pick some up and I just could not afford shirts with popped collars.
Meal deals: These can be tricky to discern to the new skeezer as they are geared to be a benefit to the business. It takes smarts and control to dodge the snare of the deal but when one lives in a college town, local businesses often offer student discounts or, discount nights. Now in Logan, Utah there are quite a few of these discounts. For example on Monday nights there is a 2.50 Hamburger and Fries deal at the beehive grill from 3-5. The catch is you need to buy a drink. Cafe Rio does Taco Tuesdays. They offer their over priced tacos for 1.50$ each from 7-10pm. Angie's does a discount after games as long as you bring a ticket stub in. If you wanted to get even more intense then save your fast food receipts. Many places will offer a free sandwich or what ever form of unhealthy food they sell if you call and do a customer satisfaction survey. These things do not take too long and hey, free food.
If saving money on food makes no sense in your brain, listen to P-Tone. He tells it how it is.
I have shared too much information with you today. Wait for the next skeeze post and send your money saving tips to me. Thanks and remember, dumpster diving is ironic and funny if you are in college so Suit up!
Hello, being someone who always crams other people's music down your throat I suppose it is high time I cram MY music down your throat! So here it is the first jam ever created by Prom Night (my project sire) this is called Arms and Eyes, my uneducated friend told me it was scary, perhaps so perhaps....
Download here sir! http://www.mediafire.com/?y634nlw3nnlhhwr
oh and here are some adorable pictures me and my girlfrand took last weekend Love you butterball, Diamond_"Ambient Try Hard"_Tough
P.S. to my utter dismay some other inactive group of douchebags decided to use the name Prom Night but, do not despair, there is a Prom Night last_fm page, for thy pleasure! http://www.last.fm/music/Prom+Night free downloads to come... when I get around to it.
Ah! Here is another throw away post where I just post music that I like these days... Or not. Anyways, yeah yeah yeah it's Diamond_Tough here with that flavor that all can savor, do you feel meh? "HELL YEAH"
So here is the situation, you and your homeboy whose is visiting you in Japan from the states are totally just chillin' in your whip and you are like "yo, turn this commercial radio bizshit off mayne, I want something chill but totally not pussy". You look at your boi and totally call Mic up and like, "Yo I need some skramz nigg--- homie."
Skramz, indeed. Listen, there is some argument about whether it's so called kosher or not to refer to screamo (of the er, Ampere type, not whiney butt Senses Fail gayness) as skramz, as most people consider it a joke term and dub you a nerd or n00b if you use it in seriousness. FUCK THAT. Everyone who is a dumb ass refers to any music with screaming in as screamo these days, case in point I was listening to Youth of Today in my car and my so-called friend tells me to "turn that screamo shit off". And yes, YOT are playing Europe and I'd sell my first born to see them, oh my... why did I write about Youth of Today... oh man! oh god! oh man! I'll feel better about it after you watch the greatest music video every made:
I swear to God, next time I see a kid on his stoop eating a burger, I'm totally just gonna shake my head in dismay "NO MORE!"
Anyways, on with the screamo, emo-core, whatever. Like I said, it's rough enough to totally kinda emo mosh to, but soft enough for girls to kinda like too, so let me be your guide, cause I am a taste maker after all!
Suis La Lune
Here is a new jam from these Swedish cuties, this is from there hot to death US tour 7" which is proudly in my collection. So you see, it's totally chill ass vibes but totally emotive and deep shit like that. Think about it now, why wouldn't you want to listen to this all day? In case you aren't convinced, here, have another jam brought to you by youtube and er Warner, they own youtube right?
From the Heirs 10" which, again, I proudly own... Good jamz from skramz bandz man.
Celeste
Alright, here is another pickle you might get into, your friend just got back from his hella chill trip to Europe and he is baggin on you cause you're just such a boring American, you can grab this 12" shove it in his face and say "fuck you man, I listen to French bands". Amen. Some people who are smartasses like the say these guys aren't screamo (you know not the Underoath kinda screamo...) those people are stupid.
Portraits of Past
And here are some of the roots of this ever blossoming (well if you live in Europe I guess...) music scene. I saw these guys play and it was like "what the hell just happened, my mind is blown."
There you have it, yet another post where I couldn't think of anything to write so I just shoved a bunch of youtube linx down your throat and of course any filler post wouldn't be complete without this:
Stay high, Diamond_"born on the the 20th of April, just like Hitler was and Columbine was"_Tough
This is a declaration of battle on the blog located here. Why am I calling this blog out? They have stolen one too many ideas from me and it is time for them to pay. The question you are naturally asking now is, "How can I help?" Easy. Leave them hate comments. If you are wondering what kind of comment you should leave, I have already done the work for you. I have prepared a clip from my favorite movie, Fast and the Furious 3: Tokyo Drift, that embodies the stupor of thought that overwhelms me when I read above blog. Do not worry if you do not get the joke because I do and it is funny.
That is the video. Watch it and weep with laughter. You also have permission to embed it on the carrot blog. It is a battle and the etiquette follows battle rules. Happy Destruction.
P.S. The movie The Expendables was great. good ole' Sly Stallone did an awesome job running even though his knees looked like they would give out. Big Muscle Terry blasted his way through plenty of baddies and Randy "Wrestling Champ" Couture kicks a flaming Stone cold Steve Austin which made up for all the one liners he said which didn't make me laugh. So Action movie that has no good plot but great action stars and tons of explosions and punches equals exactly what it should be in my book. Watch and love it.
Yes, it is Diamond_Tough again, the perpetual exhausted one. Seeing how nobody is lining up and down the block to take a stab at this opened position (such as advertised in the last post), I suppose I'll have to take matters into my own hands like Churchill did during the armed conflict in Vietnam (who won?). So here you go, a new post buddy, let me tell you about cool shit I did these past weeks:
Pictured above is a thing of beauty, the french inhale. It's sorta mysterious, it was invented by Charles Chaplin (some actor go figure) during a smoke break whilst filming one of his movies, the one without sound I presume. And so you may say, "hey Mic, who cares about the french inhale?". I'd say "Listen man it's Diamond and the french inhale is a sexy way to smoke, girls will think you are cool and you read hella books, or they'll probably think you're gay, it's a gamble." A worthy gamble at that this french inhale, but practice is needed. So if you plan on hanging out with the cool kids, peewee, you better wikipedia this shit, buy a pack of smokes and practice til you feel sick... Sum sum summa summa muhdah!
Here is an interesting tidbit, time travel is possible! Some girl at this get together (not quite a party) told me that she has traveled back to 1978, my mind was blown I must confess. I guess if you smoke sooooooooooooooooooooo much pot you too can travel time (keep that in mind). Now if I could travel back in time I would've been the one who knocked M.I.A. up (2007 here I come). I don't think anyone has watched this video in like three years, here, catch up (again):
This just in! Mic reads girly magazines! I found this pic in a magazine, I like it so much I used my powers of google to share it with you. The guy looks like a vampire! It's so gay. I wish it was a handsomer man, then I'd love the picture... In a totally not gay way. As has been said, I have been known to bury my nose in "faggy" magazines, my masculinity is rock solid because of it. Yeah, the whole "he's not like other guys" things girls tell their doubting mother hen friends was invented cause of me (doncha know?). So what's with this tangent? This whole post is a tangent.
Sincerly, Diamond_"in (lady) friends we lust"_Tough
Hey, here is a very momentous post, after some discussion me and Nasty Nate decided it'd be pertinent to take on new contributors (seeing how I'm such a lazy poster). So what does this have to do with you? Well! You, yes you! You can write for Ranged Bedfellows! Seeing how nobody I know can write (they can roll blunts pretty well tho, I'd have to confess and Justin Bieber concurs). So you ask "How? How can I, humble reader, contribute to this majestic blog?" Well, it's simple. Just send a submission of written material to: mikfunkie@hotmail.com, it can be about anything, if I like it I'll discuss it with my homeboy and we'll see if you make, da cut! (does anyone remember that show that used to be on MTV called "da cut"? It used to be hosted by the late Lisa "Lefteye" Lopez of the group TLC, god bless her soul...)
I expect my inbox to be exploded with submission in the next two hours
Hey ho, let's go, it's Diamond_Tough here to give his uneducated yet oddly enlightening opinion on things that he doesn't think you know. Lately we here at Ranged Bedfellows have been sharing with you all musical jamz that we enjoy, but it's all pussy shit! I think we need to celebrate some of my favorite grind bands (wikipedia it, I'm not going to come off as some sorta half assed purist and tell you all about it, cause I dunno I guess Napalm Death was like the first grind band ever, amirite?). And here we go!
MAGRUDERGRIND!
Well, they do have GRIND in their name, plus they tore shit it up when I saw them. I kinda forgot about this band til last night, I was feeling it and decided to tell you all about it. They are a band! They play music! That's all you need to know...
Sore Throat
All their songs are short.
Insect Warfare
The kings of grind, they broke up, it's over dude.
There you go. Decent jamz that would make you sweat a little. Yours Truly, Diamond_"I Got the World up my Ass"_Tough
You are welcome in advance. I am sharing some music that I cannot stop listening to. The best part is that you can download this for free if you like and look cool to all of your friends. Here is how the conversation could go as your friend is looking through your I-Pod.
Friend: I like Band of Horses have you heard of Beach House? You: No. Friend: You should check them out. Oh Kid Cudi, cool. How do you feel about Chiddy Bang? You: Never Heard of them. Friend: Yeah he is pretty indie. I love the indie music. Who is Deskhop? You: Oh I thought you were underground. Guess not.
You are welcome. Listen to these tracks and love them.
DESKHOP Both of these tapes are great. They sound like Girl Talk's Secret Diary album if it would have been cleaner. Much easier to listen to and get down with. Check out easternization
E-603 This guy just picks my favorite songs and smashes them together in order to produce eargasams. Torn-Up is Great. I have listened to the tracks at least ten times according to ITunes.
HathBanger This guy would probably be fun to hang out with. His site is full of Jamz made by him and many others. Listen and Love
Great mash-up. It is old but if you have not heard it, you need not tell me.
