Harshmellowz

Yes, it is Diamond_Tough again, the perpetual exhausted one. Seeing how nobody is lining up and down the block to take a stab at this opened position (such as advertised in the last post), I suppose I'll have to take matters into my own hands like Churchill did during the armed conflict in Vietnam (who won?). So here you go, a new post buddy, let me tell you about cool shit I did these past weeks:

Pictured above is a thing of beauty, the french inhale. It's sorta mysterious, it was invented by Charles Chaplin (some actor go figure) during a smoke break whilst filming one of his movies, the one without sound I presume. And so you may say, "hey Mic, who cares about the french inhale?". I'd say "Listen man it's Diamond and the french inhale is a sexy way to smoke, girls will think you are cool and you read hella books, or they'll probably think you're gay, it's a gamble." A worthy gamble at that this french inhale, but practice is needed. So if you plan on hanging out with the cool kids, peewee, you better wikipedia this shit, buy a pack of smokes and practice til you feel sick... Sum sum summa summa muhdah!

Here is an interesting tidbit, time travel is possible! Some girl at this get together (not quite a party) told me that she has traveled back to 1978, my mind was blown I must confess. I guess if you smoke sooooooooooooooooooooo much pot you too can travel time (keep that in mind). Now if I could travel back in time I would've been the one who knocked M.I.A. up (2007 here I come). I don't think anyone has watched this video in like three years, here, catch up (again):

This just in! Mic reads girly magazines! I found this pic in a magazine, I like it so much I used my powers of google to share it with you. The guy looks like a vampire! It's so gay. I wish it was a handsomer man, then I'd love the picture... In a totally not gay way. As has been said, I have been known to bury my nose in "faggy" magazines, my masculinity is rock solid because of it. Yeah, the whole "he's not like other guys" things girls tell their doubting mother hen friends was invented cause of me (doncha know?). So what's with this tangent? This whole post is a tangent.

Sincerly,
Diamond_"in (lady) friends we lust"_Tough