College Student Skeezin': Part One

I figure that everyone could use a little advice on saving money these days. A fair warning, these tips are not for everyone. Those with pride, self repspect and a strict observance of the law may not agree with some of my money saving tips. Suze Orman would never lead you down this seedy path, but to quote my man Aladdin, "Gotta steal to eat, Gotta eat to live. Tell you all about it when I got the Tiiiiiiiime!" So here we go, first tip/ trick that enables me to save a few dollars during college.

This girl has nothing on me. She probably drives a car, big money waster. Plus her popped collars do not come cheap, trust me, I tried to pick some up and I just could not afford shirts with popped collars.

Meal deals: These can be tricky to discern to the new skeezer as they are geared to be a benefit to the business. It takes smarts and control to dodge the snare of the deal but when one lives in a college town, local businesses often offer student discounts or, discount nights. Now in Logan, Utah there are quite a few of these discounts. For example on Monday nights there is a 2.50 Hamburger and Fries deal at the beehive grill from 3-5. The catch is you need to buy a drink. Cafe Rio does Taco Tuesdays. They offer their over priced tacos for 1.50$ each from 7-10pm. Angie's does a discount after games as long as you bring a ticket stub in. If you wanted to get even more intense then save your fast food receipts. Many places will offer a free sandwich or what ever form of unhealthy food they sell if you call and do a customer satisfaction survey. These things do not take too long and hey, free food.

If saving money on food makes no sense in your brain, listen to P-Tone. He tells it how it is.

I have shared too much information with you today. Wait for the next skeeze post and send your money saving tips to me. Thanks and remember, dumpster diving is ironic and funny if you are in college so Suit up!