Alright, so here is the deal kids, every Sunday I will let the whole world know which truly terrible song I couldn't stop listening to that week... Trust me it goes a little beyond beyond a "guilty" pleasure, it's more like a "downright shameful" pleasure... And what better way to start it off with something that will strip me off any or all indie cred I ever had:
Katy fucking Perry ladies and gentlemen! Like most people I wrote her off after her kissing girls song, but, listen now sir, that was folly. If I kept down that road I would've missed out on two of the greatest things 1) the best shitty pop song ever, 2) the greatest music video ever made....
Now now, what makes a shitty pop song good? Catchy beats that make you look REALLY gay if you listen to in public, being a man of no shame and so secure in his widly explosive heterosexuality I blast this shit for reals, I blow my stereo out on these pop songs. Now now readers, this is momentous, I'll just let you savor it, here you go the greatest song ever invented:
After watching this video, your mind gets blown so hard that you think you are retarded for like a few minutes afterwards, gather your thoughts now son, I speak! I like this jam and if that makes me lame, well... I'm a cool guy you just gotta get to know me that's all... you know?
Love!
Diamond_"Daisy Dookz, bikinis on top"_Tough
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ReplyDeleteoh it's amazing and you should know it
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