First World Problems

I am sick of everyone talking about the Third world. The Third World does not talk about themselves so, why should we. Lets talk about our own problems. You may think the first world does not have problems but let me inform you, we do. Check it,
I go to the Wendy's down the street and have to wait in a huge line for fast food. First World Problem.
Yeah, I have high speed internet at my house, but the router keeps overheating. FWP
My smartphone freezes up sometimes....FWP
All I have to eat are Hot Pockets and Noodles in a bag and I do not want to eat them. FWP
The Grocery Store is 4 blocks away and I do not have a car. How am I going to buy groceries! FWP
There is DRAMA about who kissed who instead of MURDER. FWP
I hate rice casseroles. FWP
There is a party tonight, really there is, and I do not have the proper attire. FWP
This town has way to many police people walking around handing out speeding tickets. I would rather have a deadly child gang running the neighborhood. FWP
Justin Bieber has a new single out, I listened to it instantly and was disappointed. FWP
Obesity at amusement parks. FWP

Those are a few of the issues we need to address in our country before we try and end world hunger (click here for some other peoples FWP). How am I suppose to feel empathy when I have so many frustrations with Technology and food choice in my life. They distract me too much. I gotta go play Starcraft now.