Facebook status jacking

The activity known as Facebook status jacking or FSJ is sweeping the nation. The need for attention has engrossed many depressed and misguided kids. It is an epidemic that I intend to raise awareness for. What better way than to hijack facebook statuses and make sure they talk about FSJ.
There are two ways FSJ can be accomplished. The first is easy and it is temporary. It is planting a status by getting on a friends account and writing stupid things in the What's on your mind box. This is easy to do but if the friend does not like the status the friend may erase it, change it, or tell all of his friends that his status was jacked. The much more effective way would be to let your friend conceive the idea in their minds and post it without knowing that you planted the idea. This is done by doing something wild, crazy, fun, nice or sexy and getting your friends to mention it on facebook. I personally will try to hijack 10 peoples statuses by next week. Now is this a lofty goal? Yes. But I have lofty intentions and hope to accomplish it. The conception or inception hijack is worth 10 points whereas the hacker way is only worth 2. So what I am saying is, I hope to win 100 points in seven days playing the FSJ game. Ever since I saw that movie Inception with Leonardo Dicaprio I have been really trying to help people conceive my ideas. I think this is a great form of power. And hopefully I too can one day make a living out of it. Mom said I could be anything when I grow up and that job seems pretty fun and easy.