I don't mean some animal store is having a close-out-everything-must-go mega sale, i mean more in the terms of animals being melted down to liquid and pumped into the sewers.
whoa, right?
I took a tour of the new U-STAR bio-research building that will be opening later this year, along with the governor and senators and dignitaries from across the state. Its a state of the art superfuture sci-fi clusterf**k of technology, wrapped in a cubist painting facade and the roaring sound of "100% air exchange, 100%, so you are safe" hepafilters and heat-retaining ventilation systems. Very, very expensive. I assure you.
They test diseases there. Not your common flu, or some other skinny-legged, pimple-faced, picked last for PhysEd basketball nerd-squirts of diseases. These are the real jocks, level-3 wrapped in muscle body builders of Disease High. Im talkin SARS, and Avian Bird Flu, the
heavy hitters.
And they test them on little mice and sheeps and goatsies. I'm really not sure if i mind that, if the end result is a human life saved, or hundreds of thousands, but we have to give some glory to the little guys. So I, on behalf of the Bedfellows and the human race, would like to give a big "Thanks dudes, we really owe you one." and hope there are a lot of delicious food pellets and soft sawdust beds in that great spinning exercise wheel in the sky.
Here is a cartoon I drew about it.----->
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