All Labrats go to Heaven.

Today I had an experience with animal liquidation. not normal.

I don't mean some animal store is having a close-out-everything-must-go mega sale, i mean more in the terms of animals being melted down to liquid and pumped into the sewers.

whoa, right?

I took a tour of the new U-STAR bio-research building that will be opening later this year, along with the governor and senators and dignitaries from across the state. Its a state of the art superfuture sci-fi clusterf**k of technology, wrapped in a cubist painting facade and the roaring sound of "100% air exchange, 100%, so you are safe" hepafilters and heat-retaining ventilation systems. Very, very expensive. I assure you.

They test diseases there. Not your common flu, or some other skinny-legged, pimple-faced, picked last for PhysEd basketball nerd-squirts of diseases. These are the real jocks, level-3 wrapped in muscle body builders of Disease High. Im talkin SARS, and Avian Bird Flu, the

heavy hitters.

And they test them on little mice and sheeps and goatsies. I'm really not sure if i mind that, if the end result is a human life saved, or hundreds of thousands, but we have to give some glory to the little guys. So I, on behalf of the Bedfellows and the human race, would like to give a big "Thanks dudes, we really owe you one." and hope there are a lot of delicious food pellets and soft sawdust beds in that great spinning exercise wheel in the sky.

Here is a cartoon I drew about it.----->

Facebook status jacking

The activity known as Facebook status jacking or FSJ is sweeping the nation. The need for attention has engrossed many depressed and misguided kids. It is an epidemic that I intend to raise awareness for. What better way than to hijack facebook statuses and make sure they talk about FSJ.
There are two ways FSJ can be accomplished. The first is easy and it is temporary. It is planting a status by getting on a friends account and writing stupid things in the What's on your mind box. This is easy to do but if the friend does not like the status the friend may erase it, change it, or tell all of his friends that his status was jacked. The much more effective way would be to let your friend conceive the idea in their minds and post it without knowing that you planted the idea. This is done by doing something wild, crazy, fun, nice or sexy and getting your friends to mention it on facebook. I personally will try to hijack 10 peoples statuses by next week. Now is this a lofty goal? Yes. But I have lofty intentions and hope to accomplish it. The conception or inception hijack is worth 10 points whereas the hacker way is only worth 2. So what I am saying is, I hope to win 100 points in seven days playing the FSJ game. Ever since I saw that movie Inception with Leonardo Dicaprio I have been really trying to help people conceive my ideas. I think this is a great form of power. And hopefully I too can one day make a living out of it. Mom said I could be anything when I grow up and that job seems pretty fun and easy.