Okay, there, a picture of a clearly stoned Justin B. I should know cause before he took this picture he texted me with this: "Yo wUrr da treez @?" So yeah... He smokes weed... Everyday. Anyways, so I was gonna blog about this fine video that is taking our fair internets by storm:Then I thought about it, why the hell should I do that? It's pretty self explanatory and hell it's not like I'm just "breaking" this vid, but it's worth being watched if you're too retarded to have happened upon it yourself... Yeah, so the video is clever but really should I blog about this? Nay. I'd be better off writing about all the funny parts in Step Brothers, it's the exact same thing, "Hey man, let's just talk about every funny part in that funny movie we leik!" "Yeah bro".
So I'll just relate to you the greatest tale ever told (by me). Two or three nights ago I was at work and it was boring and my two co-workers (Little A and Butter for the sake of this tale) start wrestling at first I was like "ew gay" but then I started to delite at how Little A was getting choked out (like a bitch if you ask me). Suddenly they break and A comes up to Butter and is like saying he was gonna punch the dude to which I of course encouraged with a few comments on his the way his personal affect corresponded with a certain genitially of... whatever I called him a pussy... Anyways, Little A is pissed and in Butter's face, Butter starts counting to 10 really slow and at 9 I say "fucking ten, do something you pussies!" Wait a bit and then they start grappling each and rolling on the ground and punching each other like sissies, I was laughing of course cause this is one the most pathetic fights ever borne witness to man (myself being the only eye witness), shirts were torn and hair was pulled, the two break apart from their tear fueled homo erotic struggle and stand up on the ground facing each other down and bap! Little A just gets hit in the face and you saw Mic's "O" face (not "Oh" face, but the more like "holy shit, jaw dropped face" don't get it twisted)... Finally I start yelling at them to cut it out before they get into trouble, Little A's face is bleeding and his eyes are red and I was like "whoa dog, clean that up"... Anyways, the end of the tale is that they didn't get fired (though Little A hasn't showed up cause he probably will get pwnd by a million snide comments) and everyone was like... yeah. I was the only winner but also a loser, for I will never again get to see such a pathetic fight unless someone filmed me getting into a fight and showed me later.... Not the most amazing story but it's something to sink yr teeth into until one of the blog's better writers decided to post...
Holla!
Diamond_"Baby Hands"_Tough!
No comments:
Post a Comment