Return of Da Mack

Hey guys! I got a new charger today for my old ass laptop, above is a picture of Keith Sweat singing "Lick U up and Down" to commemorate this momentous event! Anyways, this is just merely an update tis all. I finally moved out of Carmel and left behind my annoying African room mate (well I guess that sounds racist... But he sucked). Why was my room mate annoying? The reasons are many, here is one example: one night of drunken revelry me and my homies got attacked by a vicious hunger, the only solution was taquitos of course... So here we are, taquitos ready to be created and my dude being bitch made was like "fuck the microwave" all the while my room mate was on his laptop in the common area doing some gay ass Final or writing a paper, probably about the qualities of Singali cinema or wherever he is from... So we argued for awhile and since my room mate just cleaned the oven and he is annoying we had to pan fry the taquitos and it took forever, all the while much merriment and pleasant discourse was exchanged. Suddenly my room mate starts being fussy, "I think you guys are doooooing this on purpose." We stammer and apologize like pussies instead of insisting that I too have a right to the common area, but since my ex room mate is a rather large and imposing figure we instead spent the whole night speaking in hushed whispers, in fear of this large black man's belt and sweaty muscles (oh god)... Anyways, there you go. I now live in a one bedroom on the north side and get to enjoy my common areas (take that as you may) at my leisure.

Hey Ho!
diamond_tough (aka brusier)