This one is for the Fans

This post is for a few readers that own Volvos. Thought you would like the ad.
I like that the advice that being sexy is a bad thing since so many new diseases are around. This is basically stating that Volvo is a method of birth control. Which means it probably wants to be included in Abstinence education.

The Abstinence education program may be more effective if children are rewarded with a shiny silver Volvo instead of an credit card that does not work at any stores I have ever been too. I think I used mine to break into my bedroom and bent it so badly it wouldn't fit in my wallet. Ugh. The worst part is that I didn't get into my room and I had locked myself out. That is when I approached my mother, destroyed Abstinence Till Marriage card in hand, and  confessed to what I could not reverse. My dad was so mad he kicked down the door!

Now I know to just buy a Volvo.

All Labrats go to Heaven.

Today I had an experience with animal liquidation. not normal.

I don't mean some animal store is having a close-out-everything-must-go mega sale, i mean more in the terms of animals being melted down to liquid and pumped into the sewers.

whoa, right?

I took a tour of the new U-STAR bio-research building that will be opening later this year, along with the governor and senators and dignitaries from across the state. Its a state of the art superfuture sci-fi clusterf**k of technology, wrapped in a cubist painting facade and the roaring sound of "100% air exchange, 100%, so you are safe" hepafilters and heat-retaining ventilation systems. Very, very expensive. I assure you.

They test diseases there. Not your common flu, or some other skinny-legged, pimple-faced, picked last for PhysEd basketball nerd-squirts of diseases. These are the real jocks, level-3 wrapped in muscle body builders of Disease High. Im talkin SARS, and Avian Bird Flu, the

heavy hitters.

And they test them on little mice and sheeps and goatsies. I'm really not sure if i mind that, if the end result is a human life saved, or hundreds of thousands, but we have to give some glory to the little guys. So I, on behalf of the Bedfellows and the human race, would like to give a big "Thanks dudes, we really owe you one." and hope there are a lot of delicious food pellets and soft sawdust beds in that great spinning exercise wheel in the sky.

Here is a cartoon I drew about it.----->