For the love of Food

The problem with recipe sites and cooking shows is they always show you how to cook if you feel like cooking. I am not ashamed to admit that I often find myself too lazy to cook. When I am feeding just me it get especially hard since cooking for one is much more difficult than preparing a meal for a group. Plus, you do not have everyone marveling at your cooking skills, just you wondering if you ate enough.
I propose to do something about this. I am going to share little things that I whip up when I am too lazy to really make food.

The Tuna Melt:
Things needed;
can of tuna
4 slices of bread
cheese
butter (optional)

This is the bad boy I eat almost every day for lunch. Folks on the internet say it is healthy which may turn many of you off. Do not listen to them. There is danger that you could get ultra high levels of mercury in your bloodstream from eating this everyday. Live on the edge.

I open a can of whatever tuna was on sale and spread the entire thing out over two slices of bread. Then I top with cheese. If I am really lazy I use pre shredded cheddar or mexican mix. Make sure the tuna is sufficiently protected with cheese otherwise, it will burn your mouth badly as you impatiently take a first bite. Then throw this in a George Foreman grill or snack-master for quickest results. Only use the microwave if you are desperate. If you must, butter the outsides and sprinkle with salt then cook it in a pan. Brown the outside of the bread to a desirable color and texture. Eat.
If you want a variation spice the tuna with sauce or spices that you personally enjoy and use provolone or mozzarella cheese as the cheddar will not play well with flavored tuna.

That is how you make a good lunchtime belly filler. I would also love to showcase some food items that I purchase every grocery trip.





Bumblebee Tuna creations: Spicy Thai
This stuff is incredible. It tastes so good and is ready to eat faster than a hot pocket! Even comes with crappy crackers you can throw away.







Go-Go squeeZ
Applesauce in a bag. This is just like go-gurt but with applesauce. I hate eating applesauce with a spoon so these guys made it possible to eat old and bruised apples for people like me.









Yoplait Red Velvet Cake Yogurt
I am not like those clueless dudes on the commercials. I love yogurt and this flavor is the tits. Tastes nothing like the actual cake.








I am always looking out for lazy eaters like myself. Take these and add them to your shopping list today. Lebron James did and look at how good he is at basketball.