This one is for the Fans

This post is for a few readers that own Volvos. Thought you would like the ad.
I like that the advice that being sexy is a bad thing since so many new diseases are around. This is basically stating that Volvo is a method of birth control. Which means it probably wants to be included in Abstinence education.

The Abstinence education program may be more effective if children are rewarded with a shiny silver Volvo instead of an credit card that does not work at any stores I have ever been too. I think I used mine to break into my bedroom and bent it so badly it wouldn't fit in my wallet. Ugh. The worst part is that I didn't get into my room and I had locked myself out. That is when I approached my mother, destroyed Abstinence Till Marriage card in hand, and  confessed to what I could not reverse. My dad was so mad he kicked down the door!

Now I know to just buy a Volvo.