It wasn't actually mine it was my ex room mates but I loved it like mine and a kitten is both an annoying and wonderful thing to have. She used to whine a lot but that's okay she probably picked it up from me, this post is just saying the I miss O.G. Kush and that she was a fine feline. The day I had to take her the it was raining I stopped at a gas station for directions and a pack of smokes and came back and she wasn't in the car I panicked but she was just hiding under the seat the realization that I just found something I was losing was both heartbreaking and relieving. I know we at Ranged Bedfellows talk about silly things every now and then but you know I thought I'd have a serious post for once and let everyone know that giving up a pet isn't something that just assholes do, it's a heartbreaking business. How would you feel having a frightened animal clinging onto you with it's claws while you walk through the rain to the shelter too scared to be put on a table, it isn't a pity me post either it's just saying that it isn't an easy thing to do I'm just giving a more serious post and also dropping knowledge on you, next time you go to a shelter and say "what kinda asshole would leave an animal like that?" Probably someone who couldn't take care of it and wanted a better home for it, humanity seems so simplified and people seem so typecasted by television and movies but sometimes people do things cause they have to, simply put. Life isn't something were someone can just do a 180 and make the most desperate situation work out perfectly so stop thinking like that, life is real and all of us do shitty things cause we have to, so don't beat yourself up about being an awful person and stop doing lame stuff. Maybe your friends will like you more if you stopped complaining (save it for your stupid band or your blog), bumming things off them all the time and being a bitter pussy about life. Yeah, yeah, it's hard I spent two months in an apartment without electricity so don't go crying to me about your ex boyfriend hating you or everyone seeing through your shallow facade, like I'm supposed to be surprised and taken aback that someone hates you (or me for that matter). As I get older humanity just seems to get me so fed up, I get caught up in high school drama that I'm far too old for just to validate myself and make myself feel important, it's a lie and it's not me but I do it out of boredom and it got me nowhere. So this is a psa for all of you, stop being a selfish asshole and maybe you won't be alone so much (this goes for me too, most of these are self critiques), or maybe deal with being alone for once, read a book learn guitar you don't need other people to validate your life. If Picasso gave a shit about friend counts or parties we'd never have Guernica, think about that. Plus what's so great about someone who has fun all the time? Put on your party hat and pretend that America isn't falling apart, that you're too young for politics, well when you're my age you'll be perfectly screwed thanks to your apathy. So in short stop relying on your stupid friends, we're all fed up (they're fed up, I'm fed up, you're fed up, we're fed up) do something on your own for once, if people stopped watching tv and giving a shit about Jersey Shore we could have some beautiful books and art come out, but no, watching Jersey Shore is easy and plus if you study it enough you can imitate that drama in real life, swell.
P.S. They're coming out with another fucking Fast and Furious movie this time with the Rock in it acting like he can drive and shoot a shotgun at the same time, is this all you have to offer us Hollywood? Self serving indie dramas or mindless movies with a gazillion explosions? Good job as long as it's in 3D it'll be a hit! They should re release Apocalypse Now in 3D I'd seriously eat that shit up no lie. And does anyone else think Vin Diesel looks like a oversized teddy bear that was covered in human skin and muscles and they spent so much time inventing Vin Diesel that they forgot to program acting versatility or emotion into it, am I the only one who thinks that? He has little teddy bear ears when he acts tough it's like watching someone imitate their tough older brother, if Vin Diesel tried to talk to me I don't know if I'd tickle his ears or break his face with brass knuckles to solidify his career as a Hollywood tough guy, Charles Bronson wasn't cute and he blew people up in his movies and was like "it's those damn drugs!" and took out every drug cartel in Las Angeles, can Vin Diesel do that? No the tough drug dudes would just stroke his ears and tell him how cute he is, so obviously they aren't going to remake the Deathwish series with Vin Diesel, cause there is no actor ugly enough to replace Charles Bronson and that's why Charles Bronson is so awesome!
P.S.S. sorry if I sound bitter or whatnot, spring time allergies are a bitch and is Seasonal Affect Disorder a real thing or is it some pop psychology thing? Cause it seems like every Spring I just want to hide in my apartment, let me know if I'm buying into pop sike hype or not, thanx.
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