Now now, I know I haven't posted and it's a down right shame, but here is a post that will get your facilities bumpin'.
Now you may ask, who is Raheem the Dream? Well let me enlighten you... From what I can tell he was popular in ATL (what is ATL you ask, it's just home of the greatest artists of all time sir, luminaries such as Usher call the "A" their home and you should too) back in the day. I dunno, I guess I'm bad with google but! There is only one reason why I wanted to do this stupid missive anyways, to show to all you the greatest song ever recorded, which so happens to be by the uh artist being profiled. This is probably the only song ever written or recorded that I can relate to 100%. But I must advise you (only good writers can start a sentence with "but" so don't take me for some illiterate new jack) due to the uh salacious nature of the song reader discretion is advised, if you are afraid or possibly offended by tales of pimpdom and being rad then go elsewhere for your timid ass won't know what to do when you hear the majesty of this jam. Warning also to all, this will make even the smallest libido rage up into an uncontrollable flame of wanton lust so if you are in public I'd suggest you don't press play on this splendid link I got from youtube, call up your showtay crack a forty and THEN blast this shit:
Blown away aren't you? You unprepared and unlistening masses are probably cursing your rotten luck for not listening to me. You just told the entire public library that you "I wanna fuck you" and you can't own up to such a claim (your weak libido limiting you and all that). Now me, shit man I have this on lock I walk down the mean streets of Carmel and when I see a fareek I press play on my boomboxxx and commence with the most highly suggestive dance moves, that's how I get it like everyday holmes. So this post wasn't THAT informative due to Raheem not having a wikipedia page, but, it's really the jam and that's all that matters now. Isn't it?
Peace out homies,
Diamond_Tough aka Master of da fareekz
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