Yoski, check this out. I was out and abouting this morning when a new phone fell into my pocket. It is called the My Touch Slide 3G. It is black, has a touch screen, does everything and even takes pictures. I used to have an iPhone and decided that it was cool but not for me. This is the new smart phone that is draining most of my time and I will be frank, I do not mind it.
I would love to take a picture of it but the phone does not work like that and the flash is way to bright for mirrors because it is made of an LED light. LED stands for Latent Energy Discharge and if you do not know what that is....fool.
A couple other things that my phone does for me are not limited to the following:
Hottie Radar
Poopless pet
Uses electricity
Busts boredom
built in anti-theft (Sprays molten metal)
Anti-vibrate touch feature
Lets me view and hide documents
Icebreaker
Now the phone is not yet perfect. It could do the following to make me like it more:
Make me juice
play DDR
Plug into my brain
Bottom Line, My Touch Slide=Fantastic. It has Swype, a touch keypad and button keyboard, 5 megapixel Camera, cool black color, Battery lasts all day, runs new Android software, defeats enemies and is overall better, in my opinion, than the iPhone. There I said it. And so does the name. iPhone is too selfish always looking out for itself and Steve Jobs pocketbook while MyTouch helps sooth wounded hearts.
No comments:
Post a Comment