Ex-Bros

I feel like many guys out there may be getting abused by their bros. Why do they let it happen? They are not sure when it is okay to say, "Enough Bro, I have had enough." I thought I would list out situations when you can tell your bro you wanna be ex-bros:
If your bro steals your girl, unless his name is Pierce Brosnon
If your bro steals your x-box, unless you play Fur Fighters on it
If your bro hits a member of your family in the throat, unless it is a step sibling
If your bro is named Jaxson, unless it is spelled Jackson
If your bro wears Lee Pipes, JNCO's are okay
If your bro is constanly texting and on his phone, unless he is reading you wikipedia pages to make you smarter
If your bro cannot make up 4 sick beats in 30 seconds, unless he has throat cancer
If your bro does not like the movie Top Gun, that probably means he likes I Hate Valentine's Day

This list is not comprehensive. It is simply designed to help you think about if your current bro should become your next Ex-bro. Because we all know jazz too much if you ain't got a few ex-bros and I could steal your wallet.

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