Vandalism at its best

I am not one to enjoy the destruction of property unless it is Wal-Mart's. I kid, I kid because it is never ok. But that does not mean it isn't funny at times. Check these pictures out. You will probably laugh at me more than the photos but I could not help myself when I saw these pictures. I have always liked creative mustache and pimple drawing, this takes that in a different direction.



Why are these funny to me? Picture how the deed was done, doing so often leads me to laugh much more than the end result actually does. Look down the lipstick aisle and see a mom checking out sick lipstick shades and her son getting really bored. He then proceeds to look at the models in the ads and think that they would look more like normal people if they had mustaches. He pulls out lipstick, like he has done on many occasions prior, and uses these hyper-made models to create pieces of humor. These entertain him as his mother endlessly cannot decide what make up to purchase and why her skin looks bad with purple or why she is afraid to wear cliche red lipstick. She also became confused at the claims of non-smear and color lock technology like I do when I approach the slurpee machine and am caught off guard by the new flavors. This battle with boredom lead the young boy to entertain himself out of necessity. He realizes that make-up is really for clowns and shouldn't be worn by anyone else. I guess that is why these worldly women now look like circus-men who were decorated by finger-painting kindergartners.